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Tips from the Trenches

Things That Are
Difficult to Say...

By Gary Moore

Mortgage Planner

NOTE: No sage market insights in this Tips from the Trenches. This is just for fun, passed along to me by my assistant, Courtney Snyder.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminarily
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance; I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

(Check out http://brentwoodhomeloan.com Mortgage Planner Gary Moore produces Tips from the Trenches, copyright 2002-2009, designed for up-and-coming Realtors and those who seek continual improvement, from the perspective of business partner and teammate. Bringing a background of experience as a Realtor, Homebuilder and PR advisor, I seek to help you build your business and enhance your value to customers by providing specialized resources, training and insights. Contact me at 615-579-8658 for group or personal training and to pre-approve your prospects into the program which best serves their unique picture.)